Niner One Liners

The 49ers have scored 10 touchdowns in 10 games so far this season...New England had 8 on Monday Night alone.


Apparently, Mike Nolan's idea of offensive football stategy is like golf...lowest total wins, like his 10 point per game plan. Sunday vs. the Rams...9 points or 1- par. Nice job Mike!


Mike Singletary will fast become the envy of the rest of the Niner coaching staff with his lifeboat docked and waiting to rescue him from this sinking ship..."The S.S. Baylor Job"

"He's been very supportive." That's what Nolan said about John York. Yeah, Mike, so is a jock strap, and it knows about as much about football as York does.

This season is severely damaging the 49ers' chances of getting public money for a new stadium in Santa Clara. Why would taxpayers want to give $160 million to a franchise that can't even figure out how to get a first down?

When asked Monday about the comments made by Alex Smith's agent, Mike Nolan smirked. "I respect your question, but I don't respect the source," Nolan said. "It's like me trying to pretend to be a doctor." - Nobody's asking you to be a doctor, Mike! They would probably be smarter at running an NFL Franchise!

What two things do Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers have in common...? They both are highly paid first round picks, and they both look like they'll never lead their franchises to a win as it's leader.

Embattled offensive coordinator Jim Hostler apparently will remain in his position for the remainder of the season...guess he can afford the turkey after all this week. Beats only being one.

"We've got a very exceptional and very unique on-side kick.", Nolan said in his press conference...Yeah Mike, when you're behind as much as the Niners, you get good at all the desperation, catch-up moves. Not necessarily something to rely on or brag about!

"I thought (quarterback) Trent (Dilfer) did a pretty damn good job in the game – I was pleased with his performance," Nolan said. One of us is crazy here, Mike. Either you for thinking Dilfer played well, or me for thinking I ought to listen to everyone I know and give up on this Daffy Duck team.

Oh, well, there's alway's the draft to look forward to! Hey we could have a top two pick....DUOH!! Oh well, enjoy "Mangenius", enjoy.

Miami coach Cam Cameron has to be the most hated or conversely, loved man in San Fran this year. His departure from San Diego cost the Niners an offensive coordinator, but he is making up for it with his wonderful head coaching style that is keeping the 49ers out of the 32nd and worst team spot. Thanks, Cam.
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